"The Bryce Harper Facts Rap" Lyrics
By: Grant Williams

Bryce Harper is the best
Hagerstown on his chest
Eye black on his face
Not a smudge out of place
Hit the ball everybody goes into a scramble
I'm from Vegas but I'm not a gamble
Making so much money
It's pretty freakin funny
But I ain't here just for laughs like Daniel Tosh
And I ain't no tag along like Chris Bosh
Run around the bases show all my speed
Doing all of this on my G.E.D.
If I had went to college I'd already be the dean
I can't comprehend losing like Charlie Sheen
Rookie of the year and M.V.P ain't out of my reach
Raking in more awards then the King's Speech
Cause I'll win the M.V.P. over Pedroia Dustin
I'm America's most talented teen over Bieber Justin
I ain't got the hair or the voice
But I hit five-seventy so make your choice
My swing is always executed with precision
They compare me to LeBron but I can make a good decision