Bryce Harper can steal your gains in the gym just by watching you lift.
Bryce Harper hazed the veterans on every team he has played on
Bryce Harper can make cargo shorts look cool. Even when he's not wearing them camping.
Red stags get Bryce Harper velvet sprayed under their tongues to boost performance.
Newton's Laws are incorrect, it is impossible to have an equal and opposite reaction to a Bryce Harper home run swing.
Bryce Harper simply walks into Mordor.
Bryce Harper gets all the pop culture references made on Bryce Harper Facts.
Bryce Harper made Brenda Ann Spencer like Mondays.
Finals prepare for Bryce Harper to take them.
Bryce Harper tells Rex to bow to your sensei.