Bryce Harper's 'Truckzilla' doesn't run on gasoline. It's fueled with excellence and outfield assits. Add Comment If the umpire calls strike and Bryce Harper doesn’t swing it’s a ball. Bryce Harper drops more bombs than a B-17. Bryce Harper doesn’t moonwalk; he moon runs. Bryce Harper called the Scottish play ‘Macbeth’ and there was no ill effects. Bryce Harper follows himself in the lineup. Bryce Harper only runs a 6 minute mile; while pulling the team bus. Jagger has those moves like Bryce Harper. If Bryce Harper told you to jump off a bridge you would pole vault. When Bryce Harper drives down the street, ambulances pull over to let him by. | 
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