Bryce Harper wears a 'What Would I Do' bracelet.
Bryce Harper doesn't do smalltalk. Everything Bryce Harper does, Bryce Harper does big.
When Bryce Harper When Bryce Harper goes swimming he always uses a shark cage to protect the fish from himself.
If you find Bryce Harper at the end of a rainbow, you indeed discover a pot of gold.
Santa checks his tree to see what presents Bryce Harper left him.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how many home runs will Bryce Harper hit during his next at bat?
When Bryce Harper orders a Big Mac it always looks the same as the advertisement.
Michael Jordan wants to be 'Like Bryce'.
The last time Bryce Harper shoplifted he did 175 reps of Home Depot.
Bryce Harper's watch only has one hand and it always points to game time.