Bryce Harper tells Rex to bow to your sensei.
The only golden sombrero Bryce Harper owns is made of 24k.
Bryce Harper went canoeing down the Cahulawassee River and didn’t ‘squeal like a pig.’
Tim Tebow wants Bryce Harper to be the Jets starting quarterback.
When Bryce Harper looks into a mirror, he fights a strong urge to ask himself for a picture and an autograph.
Unlike Rick Springfield, Bryce Harper got Jessie’s girl.
Bryce Harper worked as a replacement NFL referee and did not make any bad calls.
The Smithsonian Institute considers Bryce Harper to be a mythological creature like Achilles and Hercules.