08/31/2010

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Bryce Harper is the president's favorite team; just Bryce Harper and no one else. 
 

08/31/2010

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Numerous complaints from starting pitchers will cause Major League Baseball to create the "ground-rule home run" which will be called immediately whenever Bryce Harper steps foot into the batter's box. 
 

08/31/2010

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Bryce Harper got to the end of "The Never Ending Story." 
 

08/31/2010

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Bryce Harper bodyslammed Hulk Hogan while Hogan was bodyslamming Andre the Giant at Wrestlemania III. 
 

08/30/2010

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The College of Southern Nevada is now offering classes in Harpology, otherwise known as "the study of the greatest athlete ever."
 

08/28/2010

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In the land before time, there was Bryce Harper.
 

08/28/2010

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If you could take the square root of Bryce Harper, you would be left with a player twice as good as Matt Wieters with a knock-off nickname like "I-Rod".
 

08/28/2010

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Sammy Hagar can't drive 55, but Bryce Harper could throw him out if he ran that fast.
 

08/28/2010

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Bryce Harper will not have a jersey number to wear during his professional baseball career. Every time he inquires to the Washington Nationals about a number, Major League Baseball is forced to retire it immediately do to his immense greatness.
 

08/28/2010

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To help fight cramps, most athletes will eat a banana. Bryce Harper on the other-hand is known to eat a banana tree.
 
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