Bryce Harper’s 34 will not only be retired by MLB, it will also be retired by NASCAR, the UK and mathematics as a whole.
Bryce Harper’s ‘That’s a clown question, bro.’ statement peaked at #3 on Billboard’s Top 100 list.
Bryce Harper routinely stretches any Starbucks espresso shot into a double shot.
Bryce Harper routinely stretches any hotel twin single bed into a double.
Bryce Harper once stretched a single dare into a Double Dare, thus creating the hit Nickelodeon show.
Bryce Harper makes 100% of the shots he doesn't take.
If Bryce Harper pitched, his glove would be confiscated every game for having remnants of his own greatness.
Even Bud Selig wrote-in Bryce Harper for the All-Star game.
Mike Trout’s walk-up music is an audio recording of Bryce Harper taking BP.
Carly Rae Jepsen told Bryce Harper, "Call me."