"Those who are born into greatness tend to have the last name Harper." - Mark Twain
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt his name is not Bryce Harper.
Nothing is sharper than Bryce Harper.
When scissors are young they're taught it's not safe to run with Bryce Harper.
Bryce Harper is the fourth most popular bottled beverage.
If Bryce Harper is on your fantasy team roster, all you have to do is “Set it and Forget it.”
Baseball players can test positive for Bryce Harper just by looking at his picture.
Bryce Harper tells Willis what he's talkin about.
Bryce Harper’s home runs are measured in miles.
Bryce Harper has won competitions that he was denied entry to.