Bryce Harper batted 1.367 as a freshman in high school.
iPhones autocorrect his name to ‘The Greatest Ever’.
Bryce Harper found a T206 Honus Wagner card and signed his own name on it.
Forget ‘Going Ham’, real men ‘Go Harp’.
Bryce Harper was born with eye black under his eyes, and when he’s not playing baseball he covers it up with excellence.
Before Bryce Harper plays a game, the baseball gods pray to him.
The National Baseball Hall of Fame created a separate hall just for Bryce Harper.
Superman wanted to use Bryce Harper as his alter ego, but decided he couldn't pull it off.
In grade school, teachers raised their hand before speaking to Bryce Harper.
Ray Lewis listens to Bryce Harper motivational speeches before taking the field.