Bryce Harper can beat QWOP using &+0d.
Bryce Harper called the Nationals to come join his team.
God has Harper given talent.
Your boss says, “Like a Harper.”
Sasquatch is searching for Bryce Harper.
When Bryce Harper hits a walk-off, he runs off.
Tim Tebow has been photographed Bryce Harpering.
The Earth has an entire season dedicated to Bryce Harper; it's called baseball.
Light travels at the speed of Bryce Harper home runs.
That's not an eclipse, it's a Bryce Harper home run blocking the sun.