The only golden sombrero Bryce Harper owns is made of 24k.
Bryce Harper went canoeing down the Cahulawassee River and didn’t ‘squeal like a pig.’
Tim Tebow wants Bryce Harper to be the Jets starting quarterback.
When Bryce Harper looks into a mirror, he fights a strong urge to ask himself for a picture and an autograph.
Unlike Rick Springfield, Bryce Harper got Jessie’s girl.
Bryce Harper worked as a replacement NFL referee and did not make any bad calls.
The Smithsonian Institute considers Bryce Harper to be a mythological creature like Achilles and Hercules.
Luck has Bryce Harper on it's side.
When sporting Bryce Harper style eye black, the average baseball player's bat speed increases by 10.78 mph.
Bryce Harper can take one step forward and two steps back and still get where he's going.