When Bryce Harper looks into a mirror, he fights a strong urge to ask himself for a picture and an autograph.
Unlike Rick Springfield, Bryce Harper got Jessie’s girl.
Bryce Harper worked as a replacement NFL referee and did not make any bad calls.
The Smithsonian Institute considers Bryce Harper to be a mythological creature like Achilles and Hercules.
Luck has Bryce Harper on it's side.
When sporting Bryce Harper style eye black, the average baseball player's bat speed increases by 10.78 mph.
Bryce Harper can take one step forward and two steps back and still get where he's going.
8AM classes dreaded having Bryce Harper come to them.
As a kid, when Bryce Harper got a spanking it actually did hurt his parents more than it hurt him.
Bruce Jenner & Joan Rivers watched Bryce Harper take batting practice. They both had surprised looks on their faces.