Bryce Harper electrocuted his radio when he jumped into the bathtub.
Bryce Harper swings his bat at speeds that would cause other players to receive tickets.
Parties fight for their right to Bryce Harper.
Bryce Harper runs Windows 570 on his PC.
Even David Blaine can't make the illusion of a 570ft home run.
Bryce Harper tells his parents to eat their vegetables.
Bryce Harper threw himself a surprise birthday party. Only Bryce Harper can surprise Bryce Harper.
The only person alive that can hit a ball farther than Bryce Harper is Paul Bunyan. To bad Paul Bunyan doesn't exist.
Gold strikes it Bryce Harper.
Ted Williams based his swing off of Bryce Harper's.