Luck has Bryce Harper on it's side.

When sporting Bryce Harper style eye black, the average baseball player's bat speed increases by 10.78 mph.

Bryce Harper can take one step forward and two steps back and still get where he's going.

8AM classes dreaded having Bryce Harper come to them.

As a kid, when Bryce Harper got a spanking it actually did hurt his parents more than it hurt him.

Bruce Jenner & Joan Rivers watched Bryce Harper take batting practice. They both had surprised looks on their faces.

Due to safety concerns Bryce Harper will no longer warm up with Paul Bunyan's axe in the on deck circle.

Bryce Harper writes HTML code without using any closing tags. Nothing can contain Bryce Harper.

Making people think Harpers Ferry is really his luxury yacht.

Bryce Harper can’t be tagged in pictures on Facebook. No one can tag Bryce Harper.