If Bryce Harper had a dollar for every person that was better than him, he would be broke.
-John Stitz

When Bryce Harper swings; the earth spins around him.

Wayne Gretzky commonly refers to Bryce Harper as 'The Greatest One'.

Bryce Harper is the stuff John Wayne was made of.

In junior high school Tim Tebow would do 400 push-ups and 400 sit-ups a day; to bad Bryce Harper would do that while still in the womb.

Simon plays 'Bryce Harper Says'.

That's not space junk, it's a Bryce Harper home run re-entering the atmosphere.

Bryce Harper roasted Comedy Central, it was dinner last Tuesday.

Bryce Harper awarded the Army his Medal of Honor.

Bryce doesn't need two to tango.
-Graig