85% of Americans playing fantasy football attempted to draft Bryce Harper. The other 15% did.
Nostradamus even predicted Bryce Harper.... "From the deepest part of South Western America A young child will be born to commonplace people Who will by his home runs seduce a great multitude, His reputation will increase in the Kingdom of the NL East” (Century 3, Quatrain 35) When Bryce Harper hits a homerun the pitcher must fight a strong urge to thank him. Bryce Harper was considering Dancing With the Stars but had to turn it down when it was discovered that none of the partners (professional ballroom dancers who pair with the celebrities) were as good as he was. Bryce Harper sent Stephen Strasburg a card that read the following. "Get well soon... I need someone at least half as good as me to play with." The hit FOX TV show "Glee" is loosely based on Bryce Harper's junior high experiences. Bryce Harper was the first choice to play Achillies, in the popular movie "Troy". Unfortunately, the Harp was only 6 at the time and the role was given to a very close second, Brad Pitt. Bryce Harper was recently inducted into the NHL Hall of Fame after only watching two games. |
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