Bryce Harper can ride the up escalator down.

When Bryce Harper assumes, an ass is made out of you only.

"The only thing we have to fear is Bryce Harper himself." - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Shakespeare was known to spell his own name several different ways, one of them being "Bryce Harper".

Baskin Robbins is now offering 34 flavors in honor of an undisclosed baseball player.

Ozzy Osbourne bit the head off a bat, Bryce Harper bit the head of Batman.
-Caleb Lingenfelter

Actions speak louder than words, especially in the Harp's case. You should probably get ear protection. i.e. Walk-Off

Bryce Harper played in Texas, without a fiddle in his band.

Bryce Harper gives life lemons.

If Bryce Harper hit 2 home runs and you hit 4 home runs, Bryce Harper still hit more home runs than you.