In her People magazine interview, Tiger Wood's ex-wife admited to having an affair with Bryce Harper.
Santa writes letters to Bryce Harper.
Bryce Harper is so good, he'll put an end to the "insert prospect's name here"facts.com craze because after B-Harp, everything else is just trivial.
When asked his opinion on 3-a-day practices Bryce Harper simply replied," They're a nice warm-up."
Bryce Harper does not have to knock the cover off of a baseball, they undress at the very sight of him.
The following airports, Reagan, Dulles, and BWI are now suspending all summer flights departing and arriving during Bryce Harper's batting practice for obvious safety reasons.
Bryce Harper is so good that on the day he was born the Lord said, "Here now, I give thee my second son so he may save the game of baseball from the sins of Bud Selig"