When a website requires a password that is 6 characters long with a number, lower case, upper case, and a special character Bryce Harper uses 3 spaces and meets all requirements.

Batting practice pitchers don’t even want to throw to Bryce Harper.

When wild tigers battle for a mate, they get the eye of the Harper.

Bryce Harper never loses the remote control to his television.

Aliens have nightmares about Bryce Harper popping out of their stomachs.

If Christopher ‘Drama’ Pfaff is considered a Man Dime, Bryce Harper must be a Man Half Dollar.

Bryce Harper’s high school teachers wrote him excuse notes when they couldn’t make it to class.

Jeff Hackman "Never-Pay-Ya-Backman" paid Bryce Harper back... in full.

Jay Gatsby was hoping Bryce Harper would attend one of his parties.

When Bryce Harper was a pledge, he hazed his Pledge Master.