When a website requires a password that is 6 characters long with a number, lower case, upper case, and a special character Bryce Harper uses 3 spaces and meets all requirements.
Batting practice pitchers don’t even want to throw to Bryce Harper.
When wild tigers battle for a mate, they get the eye of the Harper.
Bryce Harper never loses the remote control to his television.
If Christopher ‘Drama’ Pfaff is considered a Man Dime, Bryce Harper must be a Man Half Dollar.
Bryce Harper’s high school teachers wrote him excuse notes when they couldn’t make it to class.
Jeff Hackman "Never-Pay-Ya-Backman" paid Bryce Harper back... in full.
Jay Gatsby was hoping Bryce Harper would attend one of his parties.
When Bryce Harper was a pledge, he hazed his Pledge Master.