If Matt Wieters is the greatest thing since slice bread, Bryce Harper is the greatest thing since the four slice toaster.

Bryce Harper is one of those once in a lifetime players that only come around every so often.

Anything you can do Harper can do better.

There are now three ways to get inducted into the National Baseball Hall of Fame. They include vote by the Baseball Writers Association of America, vote by the Veterans Committee, and a direct pick by Bryce Harper.

Bonnie and Clyde wouldn't even steal on Bryce Harper.

Bryce Harper taught Luke Skywalker how to use The Force.
-Dan Stevens

Bryce Harper told his parents that Santa doesn't exist.

Jonathan Tucker has a name. Sadly it is not Bryce Harper.

When Bryce Harper trips, someone else falls.

Bryce Harper doesn’t commit errors; he just bobbles balls to prove that he’s human.