Bryce Harper’s 34 will not only be retired by MLB, it will also be retired by NASCAR, the UK and mathematics as a whole.

Bryce Harper’s ‘That’s a clown question, bro.’ statement peaked at #3 on Billboard’s Top 100 list.

Bryce Harper routinely stretches any Starbucks espresso shot into a double shot.

Bryce Harper routinely stretches any hotel twin single bed into a double.

Bryce Harper once stretched a single dare into a Double Dare, thus creating the hit Nickelodeon show.

Bryce Harper makes 100% of the shots he doesn't take.

If Bryce Harper pitched, his glove would be confiscated every game for having remnants of his own greatness.

Even Bud Selig wrote-in Bryce Harper for the All-Star game.

Mike Trout’s walk-up music is an audio recording of Bryce Harper taking BP.

Carly Rae Jepsen told Bryce Harper, "Call me."