Ghandi said "An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind." Bryce Harper says "A hit for a hit keeps the game tied."

Alaskan crab fishing use to be considered the deadliest job in the world. Bryce Harper did it this past season. Now it's just a job.

Do you know what happened to the last person who struck Bryce Harper out? He died.


Not that we know of. Just an urban legend.

When Conan O'Brien wants to laugh he asks Bryce Harper to tell a joke.

It is said Rome could not be built in a day. Well, it is proven that you can drop out of high school and be drafted into the major leagues when you 17.

Bryce Harper invested with Bernie Madoff and profited.

Tom Sawyer painted Bryce Harper's fence.

Bryce Harper licked the red off your lollipop.

It is said that Matt Wieters can DH in the NL. Well, Bryce Harper could too if he wasn't already in the starting line up.

Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher Dock Ellis once threw a no-hitter while under the influence of LSD. Barry Bonds once broke the the home run record under the influence of Bryce Harper.