Bryce Harper makes Babe Ruth sound like nothing more than a candy bar.
Even Bryce Harper's eye black wears eye black to imitate their foe.
Bryce Harper was Chuck Norris' martial arts instructor.
President Obama told the world he sent in the Navy SEALs to get bin Laden to cover up the fact it was actually Bryce Harper and his bat.
The Most Interesting Man in the World finds Bryce Harper intriguing.
Bryce Harper doesn’t recognize the meter as a unit of measure; his home runs always go yard.
More people are killed annually by Bryce Harper home runs than shark attacks.
Bryce Harper has won downhill derbies by going uphill.