05/23/2011

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Bryce Harper makes Babe Ruth sound like nothing more than a candy bar.
 

05/20/2011

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Even Bryce Harper's eye black wears eye black to imitate their foe.
-Kyle
 

05/20/2011

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Bryce Harper was Chuck Norris' martial arts instructor.
-Kyle
 

05/12/2011

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President Obama told the world he sent in the Navy SEALs to get bin Laden to cover up the fact it was actually Bryce Harper and his bat.
 

05/09/2011

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The Most Interesting Man in the World finds Bryce Harper intriguing.
 

05/08/2011

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Bryce Harper doesn’t recognize the meter as a unit of measure; his home runs always go yard.
 

05/03/2011

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More people are killed annually by Bryce Harper home runs than shark attacks.
 

05/02/2011

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Bryce Harper has won downhill derbies by going uphill.
 
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