04/28/2011

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Since MLB is calling itself the nation’s first space program; i.e.  launching objects into orbit, then Bryce Harper must be the head astronaut.
 

04/27/2011

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Bryce Harper is the reason caffeine makes you hyper.
 

04/26/2011

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You can't compare apples to oranges just like you can't compare professional baseball players to Bryce Harper. It just isn't fair.
 

04/25/2011

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MLB is instituting a safer barrier system similar to that of NASCAR. The purpose is to soften the impact fences feel from collisions with Bryce Harper. 
 

04/21/2011

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Bryce Harper puts his pants on just like everyone else; two legs at a time.
 

04/19/2011

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If Charlie Sheen considers himself to be winning; he obviously never heard of Bryce Harper.
 

04/18/2011

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Bryce Harper’s invitation to the Royal Wedding was not lost in the mail; he just doesn’t want to go.
 

04/16/2011

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Manny Ramirez once tested positive for Bryce Harper.
 

04/13/2011

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In life, you win some and you lose some, unless you’re Bryce Harper, then you just win like Charlie Sheen.
 

04/07/2011

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Bryce Harper's a 34th degree Freemason.
-By C. Eric Kennedy
 
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