03/30/2011

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Bryce Harper may not believe in superstitions, but superstitions believe in Bryce Harper.
 

03/29/2011

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In a survey of 3000 grade schoolers in the United States, 20 percent wanted to be astronauts, 13 percent wanted to be President, and 3 percent wanted to be janitors. The other 64 percent wanted to be Bryce Harper.
 

03/25/2011

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Like Yogi Berra said, “Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is Bryce Harper.”

 

03/24/2011

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Everyone knows the geometric equation BH = A. Which of course means Bryce Harper = Awesome.
 

03/23/2011

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The Terminator was built out of Bryce Harper's spare parts.
 

03/20/2011

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A missile did not hit Muammar Gaddafi's compound. Just a Bryce Harper home run hit two weeks ago.
 

03/11/2011

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The 80’s rock ballad “Don’t Know What You Got (Till It’s Gone)” by Cinderella is actually a message to the Washington Nationals if they ever consider trading the Harp.
 

03/11/2011

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Bryce Harper will not be playing for the Hagerstown Suns. He will be playing for the Hagerstown Harps.
 

03/11/2011

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An atomic bomb, similar to that dropped on Hiroshima, has approximatley half of the potential energy of one Bryce Harper home run.
 

03/09/2011

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Even the Harp's home runs have a P.O. Box for fan mail.
 
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