Bryce Harper doesn't fear failure; he just never has to experience it.
The government is storing Bryce Harper's home runs in Area 51.
How many Bryce Harpers does it take to change a light bulb? None. Matt Wieters does it for him.
Why do they have Spring Training? So baseball can prepare itself for Bryce Harper.
He has hit game winning home runs during batting practice.
Hole in the ozone layer? Sounds like a puncture wound from a Bryce Harper home run.
Milk is known to sport a Bryce Harper mustache.
When Bryce Harper plays tag, you're always it.
Bryce Harper is the reason dawn is breaking.
Bryce Harper's 'Truckzilla' doesn't run on gasoline. It's fueled with excellence and outfield assits.