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02/27/2012

Bryce Harper doesn't fear failure; he just never has to experience it.

02/23/2012

The government is storing Bryce Harper's home runs in Area 51.

02/21/2012

How many Bryce Harpers does it take to change a light bulb? None. Matt Wieters does it for him.

02/20/2012

Why do they have Spring Training? So baseball can prepare itself for Bryce Harper.

02/20/2012

He has hit game winning home runs during batting practice.

02/16/2012

Hole in the ozone layer? Sounds like a puncture wound from a Bryce Harper home run.

02/15/2012

Milk is known to sport a Bryce Harper mustache.

02/14/2012

When Bryce Harper plays tag, you're always it.

02/13/2012

Bryce Harper is the reason dawn is breaking.

02/11/2012

Bryce Harper's 'Truckzilla' doesn't run on gasoline. It's fueled with excellence and outfield assits.