If a tree falls in the forrest and no one is around to hear the crash, does it make a sound? Does Bryce Harper want it to?

As a freshman in high school, Bryce Harper not only started varsity, he also managed the team, taught biology, and was elected mayor of Las Vegas for his third consecutive term.

Bryce Harper home runs have been found to be so lethal that there is a two week waiting period to buy his rookie card in California.

Bryce Harper home runs have been found to be so lethal that there is a two week waiting period to buy his rookie card in California.

The Harp's home runs count as two.

Analysts have chosen Bryce Harper to win this years NASCAR Sprint Cup Series.

Alex Rodriguez feeds Bryce Harper popcorn.

Bryce Harper dunked on Blake Griffin.

MLB is adding a new statistic category for pitchers who've faced Bryce Harper. It is a ratio of home runs hit by the Harp against you over the at bats he has had against you. Any number around 4.5 in considered good.

The popular television show MythBusters, examined the Harp's 570ft home run. They confirmed the myth but were unable to replicate the results.