When Bryce Harper drives down the street, ambulances pull over to let him by.
Fans face Bryce Harper during the Star-Spangled Banner.
When Bryce Harper dines out, waiters leave him tips.
Weapons take up Bryce Harper for protection.
Forget Alaskan king crab; Bryce Harper’s home runs are the ‘Deadliest Catch’.
Bryce Harper threw a perfect game in high school; while playing catcher.
Phil Ivey won his last hand of poker using a joker and two Bryce Harper rookie cards.
Teammates pour Gatorade on Bryce Harper after games he never played in.
Charlie Sheen may be winning but Bryce Harper has already won.
Terrell Suggs balls so softly in comparison to Bryce Harper.