_Weapons take up Bryce Harper for protection. Add Comment _Forget Alaskan king crab; Bryce Harper’s home runs are the ‘Deadliest Catch’. _Bryce Harper threw a perfect game in high school; while playing catcher. _Phil Ivey won his last hand of poker using a joker and two Bryce Harper rookie cards. _Teammates pour Gatorade on Bryce Harper after games he never played in. _Charlie Sheen may be winning but Bryce Harper has already won. _Terrell Suggs balls so softly in comparison to Bryce Harper. _Scissors tried running with Bryce Harper. Look who’s missing an eye now. _The amount of power generated from one Bryce Harper swing has enough energy to power 34 states for the next 570 years. _911 has listed Bryce Harper as an emergency contact. |
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