Bryce Harper will be participating in the upcoming Home Run Derby. He’ll be pitching to himself.

Bryce Harper once hit a walk off home run in the first inning.

Bryce Harper can strike you out with a crow hop from center field. Minus the crow hop of course.

Netflix pays Bryce Harper $8 a month to watch him play.

When baseball players refer to the baseball god they are actually referring to Bryce Harper.
-@xtruscott

Bryce Harper was bit by a rattle snake and after 3 painful days the snake finally died.
-@DirtyDuztin

The Avengers are just auditioning to join Bryce Harper's superhero team.
-Anthony

The White House had to reinforce their bulletproof windows to guard against the threat of Bryce Harper home run balls.
-Anthony

Bryce Harper is tough enough to make all the other guys named “Bryce” tough; he just chooses not to.

Bryce Harper would pitch, but the Nationals refused to put a mound 250 feet from home plate.
-Greg