Red stags get Bryce Harper velvet sprayed under their tongues to boost performance.
Newton's Laws are incorrect, it is impossible to have an equal and opposite reaction to a Bryce Harper home run swing.
Bryce Harper simply walks into Mordor.
Bryce Harper gets all the pop culture references made on Bryce Harper Facts.
Bryce Harper made Brenda Ann Spencer like Mondays.
Finals prepare for Bryce Harper to take them.
Bryce Harper tells Rex to bow to your sensei.
The only golden sombrero Bryce Harper owns is made of 24k.
Bryce Harper went canoeing down the Cahulawassee River and didn’t ‘squeal like a pig.’
Tim Tebow wants Bryce Harper to be the Jets starting quarterback.